OPERATION PULITZER PRIZE

My chief of staff (Bailey, our pug) has just announced the inception of Operation Pulitzer Prize. The goals of this operation are twofold: (1) to finish my dissertation and (2) win accolades and awards for it. I am working on prepping my coalition for the sustained efforts that will be required in the coming months. I will refer to my main coalition as the "Coalition of the Reading." Later this summer I hope to announce the formation of the "Coalition of the Proofreading" to supplement their efforts.

My predictions for casualties: zero. (Critics will note that I'm not counting long-term eye strain, increased risk of carpel tunnel syndrome, or weight gain.) Do not ask me about cost projections.