KEEP ON TALKIN', TOM!

The Dems need you in 2004. Check this out from the latest press release:

WASHINGTON - House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Texas) blamed the sometimes negative tone of the media's war coverage on the “blow dried Napoleons” from the 24-hour news outlets in a speech tonight to the pro-Israel organization, Stand For Israel.

“The president is a man of faith and a man of confidence but it must frustrate him to hear the incessant carping of blow-dried Napoleons, hunkered down in their air conditioned studios night after night on the 24-hour news networks,” DeLay said. “We know that day by day, children awaken, for the first morning of their lives, to God's freedom. This is the meaning of Operation Iraqi Freedom.”

If I were a real jerk, I'd mention something about Delay's own hair. But never mind. More importantly: "God's freedom," huh? Great. Score another one for "Operation Piss off the Planet" (thanks, Jack, for the reference).