THIS I DID NOT KNOW

. . .Ten thousand plus U.S. tax returns processed in India this year. Makes sense, I guess; I'm always tempted to ask the friendly customer service folks of large corporations where they are based. I've heard that there are pretty strict rules about avoiding an answer to that question, though, so I haven't indulged my curiosity too often. (And since my tax returns were processed in Mahar Hall, SUNY-Oswego campus, between midnight and 2:00 a.m. on the 15th -- of that I'm reasonably certain! -- I've had no such curiosity on the tax front.)