WHEN OWLS ATTACK

According to Findlaw, London police have advised residents to be on the lookout for an escaped European eagle owl named Jazz. Eagle owls have a six-foot wingspan and can bring down a small deer.

Police assured London residents that "it is unlikely that he would attempt to catch small children as he lives with children at home." I'm not quite sure I would be comforted by that statement.

Man, look at the size of that thing.