The capture of Saddam Hussein and some reading I've been doing on the Balkans converged for me yesterday in a desultory search for late 1990s statements on Milosevic. Instead of anything interesting on that score (the search was desultory, after all), I found this page from NRO, where people posted their thoughts on what kinds of things President Clinton might do in October, 2000, in order to influence the election. It's clear that the tone here is tongue-in-cheek. Still, it's worth recalling, on occasion, what some people were saying (and posting) in 2000. Here are some of my favorites. I've edited out the names, but you can find them pretty easily if you'd like:
posted: 8/08/00 3:15 p.m.
He's done the "Wag the Dog" thing too many times before. Klintoon needs something really big. How about Algore hosts a complete tour of Area 51? "See folks? There really are aliens and UFO's! And see? The aliens talk just like I do... The Republicans don't want you to know about Our Friends From Outer Space. But President Klintoon and I want to celebrate our interplanetary diversity and share it with you..." Maybe Hillary and Chelsea can host a tea for some of them!
posted: 8/08/00 3:15 p.m.
Slick Willie will attempt another "Wag the Dog" international incident. The main stream press will give him plenty of free air time, and Little Al will be show cased during the crisis to appear "Presidential". The leftist talking heads will respond to any comments by GWB as petty, and mean spirited. They act with incredulous rancor and put GWB down for not supporting the administration during this time of national crisis.
posted: 8/03/00 7:05 p.m.
I think Bill Clinton will sabotage Al Gore's election if it appears Hillary is going to lose. The worst thing for the Clintons would be for Hillary to lose and Gore to win. If that were to happen, the Clinton's political power would be greatly diminished and Hillary's political future would be bleak. Therefore, Bill Clinton cannot allow Gore to win if Hillary continues to trail in the polls.
posted: 8/02/00 10:00 a.m.
The Clintonistas are now busy scouring Bush's background for evidence of wrongdoing. They will find something, and even if they don't, they can find someone to fabricate story for pay. (drugs, women, etc.) The newspapers will then plaster the headlines with this "breaking story" in October, and the smear, even if unfounded, will be enough to throw the election to Gore.
posted: 8/02/00 10:00 a.m.
Cuba--it will have something to do with Cuba. Castro will make some sort of small public concession that the press will make much of. The reason I have chosen Cuba is that I have never quite trusted the pronouncements from the Clinton administration regarding the Elian affair. There was another agenda moving in the background. We may see that revealed in October.
posted: 8/02/00 10:00 a.m.
Great suggestions so far but you all sound too nice to meet Clinton's evil standards. The question is what surprizes do we think is up his sleeve but I propose that knowing full well he will try something--we pray. Pray and ask God to thwart any of his evil plans to succeed. What good does it do to guess--we already know he will! But we can do something about it rather than sit back and say we were right all along. Pray and pray a lot. Pray that the enemy would not have his way and all plans to do evil will fail.
posted: 8/01/00 3:20 p.m.
If Clinton will bomb Saddam Hussein or Milosevic to avoid impeachment and alter the news cycle, expect an air raid or two in October, knowing that the media and GOP alike will talk about "supporting the president".
posted: 8/01/00 3:20 p.m.
Assuming that somehow the American people remain untouched by the legendary Gore Charisma; we can expect 1) massive vote fraud of the type practiced in the Southwest and perfected in Orange County, Ca. [millions of illegal aliens voting absentee],and/or 2) military action in the Balkans, Middle East, or Iraq to rally people around the Administration,and/or 3) some sort of Federally sponsored "terrorist" activity that would "justify" invoking Executive Order 12919. This Administration does not dare risk ever having a Justice Department not under its control. Further prediction: after November and before January 20, China will attack Taiwan. With Congress out of session and Clinton still in power, the United States will gleefully watch from the sidelines as 25 million free Chinese become slaves or die. If the political heat becomes too much, see EO #12919 cited above. The Constitution has become an inconvenience to too many people of both parties and the maj! ority of the political class would gladly go along if allowed to keep the outward trappings of power. submit=Submit
posted: 8/01/00 10:15 a.m.
Bill Clinton will more than likely start a war somewhere - most likely the middle east i.e. against Saddam Husein. During the Gulf War Bush's ratings just soared in the polls. Another incident might be something with Israel. He wil probably put our embassy in Jerusalem and cause Arafat and co. to get irrate in start a war. This move will also really help Hillary with her senate bid. The final scenario will be a terrorist attack pulled off by the FBI much like Oklahoma, or TWA 800. Something like this always seems to work well. God Bless
posted: 7/31/00 1:00 p.m.
Just find a big, windowless building of uncertain use, preferably in a little-understood third world nation with a sullied past, and cook up an inconclusive report from the NSA, or perhaps Naval Intelligence, suggesting that it may be producing something bad, nerve gas or gyroscopes, perhaps, and might just give them to North Korea, or maybe Laos, and bomb it, hoping no solid facts escape before mid-November.
posted: 7/31/00 1:00 p.m.
Bombing of the Hizbollah home in Lebanon and bombing of Iraq would be popular, especially if Bill lets Al get some of the soundbites on national TV. Bill will build more of his "legacy" and Al may benefit from a touch of the "rally around the flag" tendency of voters in wartime.
posted: 7/31/00 1:00 p.m.
It would not surprise anyone if Clinton started bombing an innocent country in October. It seems to be his modus operendi. Then he could rally the voters in a national emergency. His only other hope would be to fake an illness so that Gore could take over in October. But rest assured, he would even run for a third term by rewriting the constitution if he thinks there is no hope for Gore.
Thank God NRO still has all this silly stuff on its web site, as a marker of how ridiculous people were in 2000. Rational ignorance reaps its revenge when citizens give in to "dark urges," as Schumpeter warned. True on the left and right since the beginning of modern politics, I'd imagine.
MORE: Ted at Crooked Timber might say that I'm "dumpster diving" here, and I'll admit that I found this site liberating, in a way. NRO has gotten a lot of mileage out of the "Bush hatred" argument of late; it's worth resurrecting examples of the more insidious forms of Clinton-hatred as an antidote, I think. And Ted narrows his range too quickly: it's not just the web. The world is full of people who say stupid things about politics, partly because they don't have any direct experience with politics (see Schumpeter for why), partly because the conditions of modern life encourage conspiracy-mongering (see, perhaps, Noam Chomsky for an example, or just listen again to "Puzzling Evidence"), partly because they want to marshall all the forces of the universe, including God and nature, to make sure that their side wins, for reasons often wholly unrelated to the actual content of the programs advanced by their side. Still, Ted is right on the whole: none of this is "political argument," meaning an attempt to advance a serious account of the world in contrast to other serious accounts. It sure feels good sometimes, though.